11 hours ago  67,942 notes   via hiddlesfiddleswithme   (© pheeta)

phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

11 hours ago  75,796 notes   via digitallyimpaired   (© 107422)

knightarcana:

somaperies:

vantasticmess:

astro-butts:

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

 (via vantasticmess)

*SNORTS*

11 hours ago  174,015 notes   via tardistiles   (© bellsprout)

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

11 hours ago  1,106,079 notes   via armin-the-shota-king   (© crrocs)

generalfactotom:

war-ant:

they play no games

Omfg

11 hours ago  56,215 notes   via sexy-nugget   (© thugmissus)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

11 hours ago  161,123 notes   via tardistiles   (© flapwagon)

policymic:

NYPD’s #myNYPD Twitter campaign backfires spectacularly

Well, that escalated quickly.

What was intended as a feel-good PR campaign morphed into something else entirely when the NYPD called on Twitter users to post photos of themselves posing with their friendly local police officers.

Read moreFollow policymic

11 hours ago  2,197 notes   via hiddlesfiddleswithme   (© policymic)

seedy:

trying to even out ur hoodie strings like

image

11 hours ago  7,423 notes   via perks-of-being-chinese   (© seedy)

actual-mikasa:

u know u an 840 kid when u remember the fall of wall maria

11 hours ago  26,733 notes   via marco-isnt-dead-he-just
“i think i’m gay”
— dude sitting next to me when he saw cap in that tight white shirt (via ewbuckybarnes)

11 hours ago  20,518 notes   via marco-isnt-dead-he-just   (© ewbuckybarnes)

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

11 hours ago  402,996 notes   via pizza   (© mysterywrappedinanenigma)

spaghetti-time-lord:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

11 hours ago  86,882 notes   via marco-isnt-dead-he-just   (© spaghetti-time-lord)

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

11 hours ago  34,490 notes   via hiddlesfiddleswithme   (© seewaymore)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

11 hours ago  136,423 notes   via armin-the-shota-king   (© g-iggle)

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

11 hours ago  71,750 notes   via tardistiles   (© needlekind)